About that Halloween candy…

By | October 31, 2013

You know that, by tomorrow morning, you’ll hate that Halloween candy. Your kids will be begging for it when they’re home, and you’ll be filching it when they’re not. Be strong: resist your dentist’s pleas to turn it in for flavored dental floss, and, whatever you do, don’t throw it away. At least not until you’ve pulled out everything that isn’t overtly Halloweenish and saved it for Christmas stockings. Because throwing candy away in November and buying more in December is just plain silliness. And Stingy Southern Girl just can’t abide silliness.

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